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    Old school, like an old fool. Flying Mullet's Avatar
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    Unhappy Hulk...old

    How do you suppose The Incredible Hulk ages? As Bruce gets older, does he get enraged less frequently, thus less Hulk outburts, or does he get enraged just as often, only to be weakened as he is older, and thus can only throw one car at a time instead of two. Or perhaps The Hulk is "immortal" and no matter what age Bruce is, he always transforms into a Hulk in the prime of his life?

    And once Bruce has gray hair, does The Hulk have gray hair as well?

    Yea, let us discuss how The Hulk ages.



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    I just figured once he got old, incontinence became a nasty side effect of Hulking out. He'd need some bifocals too.

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    Like this.

    (SPOILER)brb hanging myself for posting something related to family guy

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    Not with a bang, but with a whimper.

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    He wont grow old, Im sure the cancer from that gamma bomb will catch up to him long before then
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    Omg I never realized ... (SPOILER)that I don't care at all.

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    I know several old people and they are the angriest people I know.

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    I just pictured old Bruce Hulking out on some kids on his yard. "OFF HULK YARD! DAMN KIDS!"

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    Hulk's skin turns faded green with old age.

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    i came for the marvel, i stayed for the spoilers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flying Mullet View Post
    How do you suppose The Incredible Hulk ages? As Bruce gets older, does he get enraged less frequently, thus less Hulk outburts, or does he get enraged just as often
    He would turn into the Hulk more often. I can imagine him sitting in a recliner yelling “where’s my damn TV guide” and then transforms into the green guy.
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    From what I recall, doesn't Bruce Banner jerk around a lot as he transforms into Hulk? I say he becomes a Triple Hulk as he grows older due to the constant hip fractures.

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    I remember somewhere reading about a comic where (SPOILER)Bruce is the last human on the planet, and when he dies, he transforms to Hulk, and keeps living on.


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