Quote Originally Posted by Ultima Shadow View Post
Quote Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod View Post
JESUS smurfING CHRIST.

*Claims*
My exact reaction the first time I saw it as well.

Quote Originally Posted by NeoCracker View Post
Instantly responding, Neocracker picks up one foot delivering a powerful boot to your chest. The force of the impact sends you flying into a parked car on a corner. You realize your current options are very limited.

What do you do?

1) Cry like a little girl <<<

2) Attempt to get up and run away in terror.

3) Offer your body to Neocracker in hopes it is enough to satisfy his rage.
Pretending to cry like a little girl, you fool Neo into thinking he has already won the battle. You watch Neo walk closer and wait for the right moment.
3 meters... 2 meters... 1 meter...

In a split second, you launch yourself up from the ground and deliver a fatal "Shads' Super Uppercut of Infinite Justice" straight up his face, sending him across the street, tumbling 10 meters before finally hitting a streetlight.

He's down, but still breating.

What do you do?


1) Show mercy. "I'm not a monster like him."

2) Finish him. "It's time for some fatality, baby!" <<<
The situation is far deeper and more complex then you had originally anticipated. Unbeknown to you, the games programmers had taken a special liking to Neocracker, and anticipated his possible defeat. To prevent this from happening, this very glitch was programmed into the games code.

Neocracker stands in a glorious unexplainable light, releasing beam of pure hatred, destroying you entirely.

(SPOILER)