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    Default Lose Weight you fat freak!

    I don't know about you, but every time I come to this site to log in, I'm treated to a picture of some 20-something who recently "lost [whatever] pounds" and frankly, I don't care to look at this guy anymore. I might not make such a big deal if there were a hot girl next to the guy, but I'm sure Eyes On can advertise something better. Geez.

    Anybody else agree?
    Similar complaints?
    Anything?
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    Huh? Flower?! What the hell?! Administrator Psychotic's Avatar
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    I don't see any advertisements because I'm pro at the internet. Can you post a picture of the one you mean? It sounds kinda amusing.

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    I'm selling these fine leather jackets Aerith's Knight's Avatar
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    I don't get any ads either, because I'm just awesome. So you'll have to clarify.. or switch to firefox.


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    get adblock plus, kills the ads.
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    I don't get any either. Maybe it's because I automatically log in whenever I go to this site - I think I noticed some ads when using another computer, and thus having to log in manually.

    But yes. Ads suck.

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    that ad is everywhere. It kills my spirit.

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    It's hilarious! The FATTY! ads are my favourite of all the ads du jour, along with possibly Evony (getting progressively less medieval and more irrelevant, photoshopped and naked lol) and the ~tooth whitening secrets! one. I love how inconsistent and sloppy they all are

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    There is no excuse anymore for seeing an unwanted ad more than once on your personal computer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raistlin View Post
    There is no excuse anymore for seeing an unwanted ad more than once on your personal computer.
    With the exception of stupid flash video's that don't have a block tab. >:[


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    Click on the ABP logo and it lists basically everything on the page. It might take a little bit of looking to find which one it is, but even those can be disposed of. At least the ones I've tried it on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raistlin View Post
    Click on the ABP logo and it lists basically everything on the page. It might take a little bit of looking to find which one it is, but even those can be disposed of. At least the ones I've tried it on.
    This, you can even search by type so it'll be easier to find than just mindlessly scrolling through all objects on the page.

    I almost never see any ads, I'm subscribed to two lists I think with ABP and make my own rules too. I also use GreaseMonkey and NoScript! though too.

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    I like the “become buffed” adds myself. Good use of Photoshop.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scrumpleberry View Post
    It's hilarious! The FATTY! ads are my favourite of all the ads du jour, along with possibly Evony (getting progressively less medieval and more irrelevant, photoshopped and naked lol) and the ~tooth whitening secrets! one. I love how inconsistent and sloppy they all are

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    It's not really our place to complain about the advertisements, seeing how they aren't interfering with browsing EoFF all that much (when you're a member and logged in anyways).

    ...but if I was to change them, I'd change it to this advertisement I found on this site one time where this man with huge eyes, ugly lips, and buck teeth was all "Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?" The advertisement likely wouldn't work, but I'm sure it'd get a lot of laughs.

    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic View Post
    I don't see any advertisements because I'm pro at the internet. Can you post a picture of the one you mean? It sounds kinda amusing.
    Here it is:



    You only see it if you aren't logged in though.
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    Never seen those ads.. Hmmm how funny..... Anyhow I sometimes gotta wonder if some of these suppose weight loss people took a lil stomach stapling during the course of their supposed dieting..


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