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    School bans dictionary for vulgarity

    No, this is not from The Onion.

    I did not think it was possible for me to be astonished by the obnoxiously retarded antics of school bureaucrats anymore, ever since a 13-year-old girl was stripped in a search for contraband Advil. I was wrong. I'm not sure if I want to laugh or go punch every single public school administrator in the country.

    And where is this school district? No, not Texas. Not Florida. It's in California.

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    I... wow. I don't know what to even say about that.

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    Where's the "like" button?

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    Oh, Menifee, why am I not surprised? To be fair, like 90% of Menifee is super old people.

    How sad for them. I kept my big dictionary with the dirty words on purpose, so that when my students used them I could make them look up the word and copy the definition.

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    Ha, they're actually going to review and read through the entire dictionary.

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    Seriously, though, this is over "oral sex"? I was using waaaaaaaay more vulgar terms in elementary school, and I did not dun learn that stuff frum tha dictionary.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PuPu View Post
    Ha, they're actually going to review and read through the entire dictionary.
    Yeah, that's almost a suitable punishment for being so retarded in the first place.

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    I didn't know anyone bothered with an actual dictionary anymore. He stumbled across it, please.

    Oral sex Definition | Definition of Oral sex at Dictionary.com

    Am I going to be banned now?

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    It's like they want kids to turn to their ignorant peers when they discover naughty words.

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    Menifee may as well be Texas.

    I don't know which is dumber though; this, or the people who wanted an Ebonics class students could take as a foreign language.

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    Wow, just wow. That's the craziest thing I've heard in awhile.

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    Wow...certain parents should grow up...


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    if they would stick to single words like a self-respecting dictionary, there wouldn't be this problem.

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    I consider Texas, Florida, and California to be their own counties as it is. Further proof acquired!

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    Now we just wait until they decide it needs to be censored on the internet too.

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