Jess mutilates herself. She uses so-called 'eyelash curlers'. Now to me that looks like she's attempting to remove her eyelids, or is at least at risk of it. Oh, and these things come in heating versions. Like ear toasters hair curlers. Yes, something that heats up to around 100 degrees c, that close to your eye.

Also she uses a ped egg. Now I used to think a ped egg was just a rough stone for rubbing off callouses. But it isn't. It's a smurfing cheese grater. I actually felt physically sick when she used it.

Why do women inflict serious torture on themselves? I mean I thought high heels were bad enough, but amputating their eyelids, searing their eyes, grating their skin off!