It could be a genius plot to clear Ifrit by outing his fellow mafia member ... possibly even a Mafia Usurper situation.
Suppose you're right, and let's say I'm bad
Why would you post this now, that's pretty mad
You don't try to dispute my claim, or give it much thought
Instead you go right into the fallout, like an ugly wart!

We don't know what Chocobo will be
Maybe he's cult! Or a serial killer, tee-hee!
You seem certain that mafia's his role
I'm not, and I want him to pay the toll.