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Mafia Townsperson
Leviathan and Phoenix are distracting the town and are clearly Mafia. Now I just have to decided which scummy scum to vote off first. >:(
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Mafia Townsperson
I agree, Ixion is neat. And I agree, DERAILMENT.
##Unovte: Bahamut
##Vote: Leviathan
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Mafia Townsperson
Fine.
##Unvote: Leviathan
##Vote: Ifrit
Now we don't have a tie for the most votes.
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Mafia Townsperson
Bahamut, homeboy, you say "let's go"
Alright let's see if you can handle my flow
You a dragon? Bustah, I seen scarier birds
Your attacks are so weak, they remind me of turds
Oh no!! Look out!! Here comes Mega Flare!!!
's so weak, even a kitten wouldn't care.
You dealin' with the one true spirit of Fire
Your time's up, dawg, you 'bout to expire
You think you're so tough, you think you're the King
I think you compensatin' for your small ding-a-ling
There's a lesson right here that needs to be learned
Don't smurf with Ifrit else you gonna get burned.
I've had enough of you, ya dried up old fruit
It's you or me, so I'ma ##vote: Bahamut
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Mafia Townsperson
Cactuar, what the hell, you voted for me too?
Alright, dawg, don't make me get fresh on you!
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Mafia Townsperson
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Mafia Townsperson
Votecount
Ifrit (2): Bahamut, Cactuar
Bahamut (1): Ifrit
Leviathan: (0): [strike]Cactuar[/strike]
Just thought I'd start the vote count.
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Mafia Townsperson
Wass up Ramuh you bearded old man
You're not so bad, bro, have you got a plan?
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Mafia Townsperson
Yo dingy dog, I am busting uber moves.
My staff in one hand, in the other, some boobs.
Do not mess with my rhymes, 'memba I told ya.
I'm kicking your ass, like a busta' rhyme soldier.
Wurd.
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Mafia Townsperson
Word up homie, you speak the truth
Ramuh your rhymes just raise the roof
Take notes, Bahamut, this guy is frightening
smurf Mega Flare, this boy's got lightning
We're on a mission today to find some jerks
They're worse than The Empire, worse than the Turks
They think that killin' us summons is a way to have fun
I say we show those hatahs the barrel of a gun
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Mafia Townsperson
Yo Ifrit baby, I gotta tell you now
Yo rhymes are addictive, a little like WoW.
Come on cactuar homie, bring it right on.
The only winner this time, is my ten inch schlong.
yo
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Mafia Townsperson
What's with all this crap?! It's making me mad! *lifts a bit of the earth and tosses it around angrily*
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Mafia Townsperson
Wait a minute, who the hell are you posting here? You're no summon!!
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Mafia Townsperson
I would also like to mention ahead of time that I am not derailing anything, because there was no discussion anyway. Before Leviathan and Phoenix came along, we were having a perfectly productive conversation about obtuse chocobos. It is through the medium of rapping I hope to instill confidence amongst our town ranks.
I have found the first major mistake of the game, and possibly the worst one in any Mafia yet. Anima said he was "pointing his fingers" but they are HANDCUFFED. Why would he need to lie? Because he is mafia. I have ousted all three mafia members already, what do I win?
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