Alright suckahs let me hear some noise
We cultists just whooped you poor town boys
We got our leader, Phoenix, aint you heard?
It aint so smart to smurf with a fire bird
Next up is Leviathan, the serpent of the lake
Trying to outsmart her was a huge mistake
Third to join the gang was that bird Valefor
I can't believe you let him have 3 days more!
Oh yeah oh yeah it's your pal Ifrit, spirit o' Fire
Sorry guys but I'm a real good liar
Last to join the crew was our beloved Princess
Diablos is a dude with whom you don't wanna mess

As for these gimmicks? Ha, you will swallow anything.
I made them up and you are silly for buying 'em. Zing!