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Thread: Is Cloud Compensating For Something?..

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    Default Is Cloud Compensating For Something?..

    Think about it. The big pointy hair, over-sized novelty sword, parachute pants... Is Cloud trying to overcompensate for something small? Something so small within his being that he feels the need to carry around a gigantic smurfing sword at all times which most likely reminds him of his fathers penis?

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    This joke is new and exciting.

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    Is this the stealing old jokes thread?
    Kefka's coming, look intimidating!
    Have a nice day!!

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    His ultimate weapon is big, purple and throbbing.

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    Cloud never got to play with the fire truck when he was young.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PuPu View Post
    This joke is new and exciting.
    actually been done before!

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    Quote Originally Posted by nirojan View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by PuPu View Post
    This joke is new and exciting.
    actually been done before!
    Uh, pretty sure s/he was being sarcastic, though I can't tell if you're just trying to be funny or not.

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    No. He was serious. And yes, I agree with PuPu's ""
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    I don't think so LOL
    Especially when you meet Mukki,they take off Cloud's clothes and exclaim "oh wow,look at that!"
    So it must be something good.

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    Cloud's Japanese. So yes.

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    Yes,Cloud is from south Japan.The only place where they are born with blonde hair and blue eyes.

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    The sarcasm detector is off the charts
    Kefka's coming, look intimidating!
    Have a nice day!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Khalin View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by nirojan View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by PuPu View Post
    This joke is new and exciting.
    actually been done before!
    Uh, pretty sure s/he was being sarcastic, though I can't tell if you're just trying to be funny or not.
    i was trynna be funny buh i guess im not as good as you guys!

    Quote Originally Posted by Mercen-X View Post
    No. He was serious. And yes, I agree with PuPu's ""
    Now hes just being rude!

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    Tifa stuffs her bra.

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    Quote Originally Posted by line_genrou View Post
    I don't think so LOL
    Especially when you meet Mukki,they take off Cloud's clothes and exclaim "oh wow,look at that!"
    So it must be something good.



    Yeah I'd say it's something good.

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