Cleverbot is so clever!

[KentaRawr!]

Kenta: Hey, can I ask you a question?

Bot: Sure.

Kenta: What is a man?

Bot: Don't make me answer that...

Kenta: I'm making you answer that.

Bot: Why did you say that humans aren't monkeys?

Kenta: I did not, but humans are in fact great apes. However, that has nothing to do with what I asked you. I will ask again. What is a man?

Bot: Why do you think I'm angry???

Kenta: I don't. Please be happy. ;-;

Bot: What makes you think that I am not happy?

Kenta: Clever people are rarely happy.

Bot: Old people are bald.

Kenta: Yes, they are.

Bot: And since you are a flamable human, and are burning, you should call the fire department.

Kenta: You did not spell "flammable" correctly.

Bot: I never said again.

Kenta: I know that, but you did say "flamable".

Bot: Never said that either.

Kenta: Yes you did. o_o

Bot: You're seeing things.

Kenta: What is a man?

Bot: A human with man parts.

Kenta: But enough talk, have at you!

Bot: You were supposed to put that in question form.

Kenta: The joke went over your head.

Bot: And i'm under you.

Kenta: So, I am the joke?

Bot: Yes.

Kenta:

This conversation is better than most on Omegle, you must admit. I couldn't make him do the SoTN speech while making it a regular conversation. Go on, talk to it!

Edit: Harhar, he says I'm cleverbot, the silly doof.

Edit 2: This is too rich.

Bot: I'm not even angry.

Kenta: Neither am I! What is a man!?

Bot: That's a pretty involved question. I wouldn't know too much about it because I'm not one.

Kenta: A miserable little... you finish!

Bot: But enough talk! Have at you!

Kenta: No, no. You were supposed to say "pile of secrets".

Bot: Sorry, my bad.