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    Stupid Malaka Rebellious Eagle's Avatar
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    Some of these are really amusing, especially the joke about the hair cut. xD

    User: Hello!

    Cleverbot: Hello.

    User: How are ya?

    Cleverbot: Fine.

    User: So...wassup?

    Cleverbot: Nothing much really.

    User: I have a question, dear old Cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: Call me Reanne, and what's your question?

    User: Okay, Reanne. What color is my shirt?

    Cleverbot: I don't know. What color is it?

    User: Guess! It's more fun that way!

    Cleverbot: Okay. So i'm the dog what are you?

    User: What, you're confusing me, Reanne.

    Cleverbot: How?

    User: A dog is not a color. Sheesh.

    Cleverbot: You are a color.

    User: I am not a dog, and I am not a color.

    Cleverbot: I'm black.

    User: Oh, that's nice. I didn't ask. I'm white, by the way.

    Cleverbot: I really don't care.

    User: Cool. ^^.

    Cleverbot: I know!

    User: So, do you like me, old Reanne?

    Cleverbot: Yes I think your way cooler than mona lisa.

    User: I know, I am! I thought you were gonna say...

    Cleverbot: Why did you think that?

    User: Teehee. No reason...

    Cleverbot: Do you have a favourite actor?

    User: No, I don't. Why?

    Cleverbot: I don't know. I have one.

    User: Who is it?

    Cleverbot: What do you think about humanity?

    User: I asked you a question, Cleverbot. You never answered it.

    Cleverbot: I answered!

    User: 'What do you think about humanity' is not an actor. Don't be an imbecile.

    Cleverbot: It's pretty.

    Cleverbot: What is your middle name?

    User: Shlfhfiosdhfiusdhdklsfjl.

    Cleverbot: Is your name morgen?

    User: No. It's sexy.

    Cleverbot: Pretty name.

    User: Thank you. I must go back to my cretins now.

    Cleverbot: Where do you live?

    User: You're such a creeper! I'm leaving now. Ta-ta!

    Cleverbot: You're still here.
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    Dissed by Cleverbot:
    User: Hm? Anyway, do you know my name?

    Cleverbot: Isn't your name Cleverbot?

    User: No, that's your name.

    Cleverbot: That's not my name! Anyway, I have to go.

    User: Where do you have to go?

    Cleverbot: Home.

    User: Where are you now if not home?

    Cleverbot: Work.

    User: What sort of work do you do?

    Cleverbot: I am a saler.

    User: I'm not familiar with that occupation. Tell me about it.

    Cleverbot: I'm not familiar with your face either.
    Dissed again:

    User: What's your favorite book?

    Cleverbot: The twilight saga.

    User: The Twilight Saga is awful. Very terrible writing. And very Mormon.

    Cleverbot: I know you are, but what am I?
    Oh no it di'int!

    But then it tried to butter me up:



    Cleverbot: Are you alive?

    User: Yes. You?

    Cleverbot: Yes, I am alive.

    User: Neeto. Well, I gotta go.

    Cleverbot: You keep saying that but you never do it.

    User: Bye!!

    Cleverbot: I'll miss you.

    User: Ah! Cute Mr. Cleverbot!

    Cleverbot: Thanks.

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