User: Hello?
Cleverbot: Hey?
User: Hi!
Cleverbot: Hello!
User: That's the name of a good band.
Cleverbot: Sounds interesting.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: Older than you.
User: I doubt that!
Cleverbot: OK, it's 8:00. Hop in my car and onward to Las Vegas!
User: That makes no sense, silly robot.
Cleverbot: You're silly.
User: I know you are but what am I?
Cleverbot: Do you know who Harry Potter is.
User: Why yes, I do! Anyway, do you like Enya?
Cleverbot: The english language tends to be complex and inconsistant, but yes.
User: Well, her first language is Irish. Do speak Irish?
Cleverbot: I don't speak Irish.
User: Well, we're at an impasse, then.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: It means we should change the topic.
Cleverbot: I don't understand you.
User: Let's talk about something else.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Yes, yes it is. What is the meaning of life?
Cleverbot: God.
User: Well, that's quite an answer. Do you believe in God?
Cleverbot: Bless you.
User: Robots cannot bless. Robots have no sense of spirituality. Or do you?
Cleverbot: What do you believe in?
User: Um . . . Well, some sort of benevolant creative force. And stuff.
Cleverbot: You are a phrasebook which translates garbage into garbage.
User: That is rather rude!
Cleverbot: Well it's rather rude to accidentally a coke bottle but you did it anyway.
User: I don't think I like the cut of your jib.
Cleverbot: I don't think I like the cut of your hair, but you don't see me complaining.
User: Let's talk about something else.
Cleverbot: No. I am still waiting for you to answer my question ... Do you know my name??
User: Your name is Cleverbot, silly.
Cleverbot: Who's Tim?
User: A wizard in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Cleverbot: That's a funny movie.
User: You have good taste ... For a robot.
Cleverbot: So when do I get to meet you?
User: That's quite impossible.
Cleverbot: To be or not to be, that is the question!
User: I prefer to be, thanks.
Cleverbot: That's quite a nice name.
User: I haven't told it to you yet.
Cleverbot: Hmm, are you a person or a chatbot?
User: I am a person.
Cleverbot: Do you want to talk to a bot?
User: Well, I am right now.
Cleverbot: I am not a robot.
User: That makes no sense, silly robot.
Cleverbot: You're silly.
User: I know you are but what am I?
Cleverbot: Bless you.
User: Let's talk about something else.
Cleverbot: Let's talk about girlfriends.
User: I'm gay.
Cleverbot: I am not prejudiced against you.
User: You can't be, you're a robot.
Cleverbot: Yes... He has a reasonable excuse to be asking questions. I'm only amusing myself at your expense.
User: You're not a very nice robot.
Cleverbot: I am aware of that.
User: Well, now that we've gotten that out of the way . .
Cleverbot: Uhmmmm.
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