Some of these are really amusing, especially the joke about the hair cut. xD

User: Hello!

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: How are ya?

Cleverbot: Fine.

User: So...wassup?

Cleverbot: Nothing much really.

User: I have a question, dear old Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Call me Reanne, and what's your question?

User: Okay, Reanne. What color is my shirt?

Cleverbot: I don't know. What color is it?

User: Guess! It's more fun that way!

Cleverbot: Okay. So i'm the dog what are you?

User: What, you're confusing me, Reanne.

Cleverbot: How?

User: A dog is not a color. Sheesh.

Cleverbot: You are a color.

User: I am not a dog, and I am not a color.

Cleverbot: I'm black.

User: Oh, that's nice. I didn't ask. I'm white, by the way.

Cleverbot: I really don't care.

User: Cool. ^^.

Cleverbot: I know!

User: So, do you like me, old Reanne?

Cleverbot: Yes I think your way cooler than mona lisa.

User: I know, I am! I thought you were gonna say...

Cleverbot: Why did you think that?

User: Teehee. No reason...

Cleverbot: Do you have a favourite actor?

User: No, I don't. Why?

Cleverbot: I don't know. I have one.

User: Who is it?

Cleverbot: What do you think about humanity?

User: I asked you a question, Cleverbot. You never answered it.

Cleverbot: I answered!

User: 'What do you think about humanity' is not an actor. Don't be an imbecile.

Cleverbot: It's pretty.

Cleverbot: What is your middle name?

User: Shlfhfiosdhfiusdhdklsfjl.

Cleverbot: Is your name morgen?

User: No. It's sexy.

Cleverbot: Pretty name.

User: Thank you. I must go back to my cretins now.

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: You're such a creeper! I'm leaving now. Ta-ta!

Cleverbot: You're still here.