I hate people who (mostly on facebook) say "good times" or "bad times". That's fine if you're talking about good/bad times that have past, but when people say "gonna stay in tonight, watch a film and chill out - good times!" it brings my piss to a boil. You don't know if it's going to be a good time yet, it hasn't happened. Moron.

I also hate people moaning about how much better things were "back in the day". Like they're all high and mighty because they know about it.

I also hate people who walk slowly in the street (unless they're really old, or have some sort of disability), I just want to punch them in the back of the head.

And most of all, I hate David Cameron with a passion. If there is one person I could punch in the face with no repercussions, it would be his smug mug.