Eyes on The Newlywed Game

[Raistlin]

Here we go then. This is actually tougher than I first anticipated, because I have to decide whether Shlup actually tried to predict my answer or just tried to mock me. This would be much easier if I knew the answers one-at-a-time. For now, I'm going to assume she's playing it straight.

1. Which sub sandwich size best fits the size of your package?

Me: Foot long
Shlup: Kid's size


2. Out of the choices, what is your best asset?

Me: Your ding ding dong
Shlup: breasts Eyes.


3. If ShlupQuack could do one thing with you everyday, what would it be?

Wild sex Argue and call me euphemistic names.

4. Oh no, ShlupQuack's house caught on fire! [S]he only has time to save one thing. What would [s]he choose to save?

Do people count? Then BJ. If not, her computer.

5. ... how many people have you said the big L-word to?

This is asking me that, right? In a romantic way, romantic and familial, or everything (including ironic uses)? I guess I'll say two. Shlup will either pick a low, realistic number, or she may have answered with something like "half the guys on the internet."

6. You're The Monster and your boo boo is Dr. Frankenstein. He can repair anything on you such as your brain, or your face. What would he repair?

Oh wow. Uh. I don't think Shlup could resist saying my face. Though she might have also said my brain so I would stop being twelve.


7. What do you think the two of you have most in common?

Political views. Even when she's completely wrong I can usually bring her around.


Complete the sentence as you would say it.


8. Even though we're close sometimes [s]he can't stand when I _____.

Remind her incessantly she was married on my birthday.


9. ShlupQuack thinks I most resemble _____.
(May include a picture)

Haha, um, wow. It would have to be something insulting. Yet something I would also recognize... I'll guess Tasselhoff Burrfoot from DragonLance.

[demondude]

Oh no.

[Shiny]

Hurr you gooo! Sorry I took so long to get this up. Please don't kick my ass.


1. Which sub sandwich size best fits the size of your package?

Lady Raistlin's Answer:
Shlup: Kid's Size
ShlupQuack's Answer:
(SPOILER)B [Kid's size 1 pt.]

2. Out of the choices, what is your best asset?

Lady Raistlin's Answer:
Shlup: breasts Eyes. [A.]
ShlupQuack's Answer:
(SPOILER)B [Your smile]

3. If ShlupQuack could do one thing with you everyday, what would it be?

Lady Raistlin's Answer:
Wild sex Argue and call me euphemistic names.
ShlupQuack's Answer:
(SPOILER)Stab him in the face.

4. Oh no, ShlupQuack's house caught on fire! [S]he only has time to save one thing. What would [s]he choose to save?

Lady Raistlin's Answer:
Do people count? Then BJ. If not, her computer. [People doesn't count because we aren't things. I will take computer.]
ShlupQuack's Answer:
(SPOILER)My computer. It has all my photos on it! 2 pts.

5. ... how many people have you said the big L-word to?

Lady Raistlin's Answer:
I guess I'll say two. Shlup will either pick a low, realistic number, or she may have answered with something like "half the guys on the internet."
ShlupQuack's Answer:
(SPOILER)None. At least none that didn't laugh. [Ehhh, I can't give you this point.]

6. You're The Monster and your boo boo is Dr. Frankenstein. He can repair anything on you such as your brain, or your face. What would he repair?

Lady Raistlin's Answer:
Oh wow. Uh. I don't think Shlup could resist saying my face. Though she might have also said my brain so I would stop being twelve.
ShlupQuack's Answer:
(SPOILER)His mouth. Sew it closed.

7. What do you think the two of you have most in common?

Lady Raistlin's Answer:
Political views. Even when she's completely wrong I can usually bring her around.
ShlupQuack's Answer:
(SPOILER)Political views. [3 pts.]

Complete the sentence as you would say it.

8. Even though we're close sometimes [s]he can't stand when I _____.

Lady's Raistlin's Answer:
Remind her incessantly she was married on my birthday.
ShlupQuack's Answer:
(SPOILER)opens his mouth

9. ShlupQuack thinks I most resemble _____.
(May include a picture)

Lady Raistlin's Answer:
Haha, um, wow. It would have to be something insulting. Yet something I would also recognize... I'll guess Tasselhoff Burrfoot from DragonLance.
ShlupQuack's Answer:
(SPOILER)ugh, any guy if you search "ugly bastard" on Google. [Okay, 4 pts. The insulting part of Lady Raist's answer saved it from being far too different.]

[Shiny]

Current Scores

Lady Raistlin & ShlupQuack: 4 point(s)
Iceglow & Psychotic: 5 point(s)
demondude55 & leader of mortals: 0 point(s)

So far Iceglow and Psychotic are in the lead. Can demondude55 and leader of mortals tower over their competition? Find out tomorrow err today (later on). :shiny:

[leader of mortals]

Didn't they both get the political views part right, or am I slowly going crazy?

[Shiny]

They did! That means 4 points for them! demondude and leader of mortals coming up, but don't think this is round is soon to be over,folks. I've only just beguin.

[Iceglow]

You know, this will be hillarious if myself and Psy win this round it's never gonna be lived down with Baloki around.

[Raistlin]

Hey, my mouth is on my face! And reminding her of her wedding involves opening my mouth! Though I think we did ok considering the open-ended questions. And now I definitely know to expect mocking answers, which means we are definitely rocking future rounds.

[Shlup]

I am satisfied with the outcome of this round. Open-ended questions are hard.

[Shiny]

1. Which sub sandwich size best fits the size of your package?

leader of mortals' Answer:
Mine is A. No joke, it's pretty average.
demondude55's Answer:
(SPOILER)C. Foot long]

2. Out of the choices, what is your best asset?

leader of mortals' Answer:
My eyes are an evil dark brown, and I don't exactly like flashing my ding-a-ling to everyone, so I'll say my smile. I used to have braces, so my smile is purty now. B
demondude55's Answer:
(SPOILER)C. His ding ding dong

3. If DD could do one thing with you everyday, what would it be?

leader of mortals' Answer:
Write for me? I don't know, it's what I'll guess he'd guess
demondude55's Answer:
(SPOILER)Have sex. [...I'm starting to see a trend here.]

4. Oh no, DD's house caught on fire! He only has time to save one thing. What would he choose to save?

leader of mortals' Answer:
I would say his computer.
demondude55's Answer:
(SPOILER)Caged hooker. [He said his family before, but I couldn't accept it because it wasn't a thing...I dunno...

5. ... how many people have you said the big L-word to?

leader of mortals' Answer:
In a romantic way, however, I haven't told anyone I love them, so Zero!
demondude55's Answer:
(SPOILER)None. I am the only one for him. 1 pt!

6. You're The Monster and your boo boo is Dr. Frankenstein. He can repair anything on you such as your brain, or your face. What would he repair?

leader of mortals' Answer:
He would make me skinnier?
demondude55's Answer:
(SPOILER)His 'special place.' Fella' needs some love too! [Why am I not surprised by this answer?]

7. What do you think the two of you have most in common?

leader of mortals' Answer:
Wow, I'm drawing a blank... I guess the best thing would be our boring love of Final Fantasy
demondude55's Answer:
(SPOILER)We are of the male species.

Complete the sentence as you would say it.

8. Even though we're close sometimes [s]he can't stand when I _____.

leader of mortals' Answer:
Make fun of his poem
demondude55's Answer:
(SPOILER)farts on my face.

9. DD thinks I most resemble _____.
(May include a picture)

leader of mortals' Answer:
I will say he might imagine me as a fatter Johnny Knoxville
demondude55's Answer:
(SPOILER)David Hasselhoff

[Shlup]

They may have only gotten one point, but I lol'd so they win.

[demondude]

We were meant to be.

[leader of mortals]

We were meant to be.

We balance each other perfectly

[Shiny]

Sorry for the long wait. I was videoing. Here are the bonus questions. They are all Eyes on Final Fantasy related. At least one of them should be easy for you to answer. As usual, bonus questions are worth more than normal questions. All questions are worth 5 points each. The partners who must answer these questions first are Iceglow, Lady Raistlin, and leader of mortals. Choose your answers carefully for this portion of the round could make or break you! Remember, no cheating. I'm watching you.

Bonus Question 1

What is your partner's join date?


Bonus Question 2

What was one of your partner's previous custom titles? Note: If they change their custom title after this post, it does not count. You must choose an older custom title.


Bonus Question 3

Your partner visits many forums on Eyes on Final Fantasy, but which Final Fantasy forum does your partner frequent the most? (i.e. FF I forum, FF VI forum, FF IX forum, etc.)

[Shlup]

If anyone just knows another person's join date that is hella creepy.