Oh ok, the questions confused me somehow no I am not drunk just sometimes very, very blonde!
He'd be adding an even bigger ding ding dong to me so that I could teabag the world quicker, ideally you want to get me teabagging like 6 people at once minimum that way we've only gotta bag 1 billion times xD
I'd be fixing the same thing on him mainly because then it becomes just a mere half a billion baggings each before we've teabagged each and every last mother smurfing one of you! Or put simply we'd be legendary with the female population thered be stories of us for generations "careful what you're doing young lady otherwise the cockzilla twins will come and have their way with you!" xD