Hurr you gooo! Sorry I took so long to get this up. Please don't kick my ass.


1. Which sub sandwich size best fits the size of your package?

Lady Raistlin's Answer:
Shlup: Kid's Size
ShlupQuack's Answer:
(SPOILER)B [Kid's size 1 pt.]

2. Out of the choices, what is your best asset?

Lady Raistlin's Answer:
Shlup: breasts Eyes. [A.]
ShlupQuack's Answer:
(SPOILER)B [Your smile]

3. If ShlupQuack could do one thing with you everyday, what would it be?

Lady Raistlin's Answer:
Wild sex Argue and call me euphemistic names.
ShlupQuack's Answer:
(SPOILER)Stab him in the face.

4. Oh no, ShlupQuack's house caught on fire! [S]he only has time to save one thing. What would [s]he choose to save?

Lady Raistlin's Answer:
Do people count? Then BJ. If not, her computer. [People doesn't count because we aren't things. I will take computer.]
ShlupQuack's Answer:
(SPOILER)My computer. It has all my photos on it! 2 pts.

5. ... how many people have you said the big L-word to?

Lady Raistlin's Answer:
I guess I'll say two. Shlup will either pick a low, realistic number, or she may have answered with something like "half the guys on the internet."
ShlupQuack's Answer:
(SPOILER)None. At least none that didn't laugh. [Ehhh, I can't give you this point.]

6. You're The Monster and your boo boo is Dr. Frankenstein. He can repair anything on you such as your brain, or your face. What would he repair?

Lady Raistlin's Answer:
Oh wow. Uh. I don't think Shlup could resist saying my face. Though she might have also said my brain so I would stop being twelve.
ShlupQuack's Answer:
(SPOILER)His mouth. Sew it closed.

7. What do you think the two of you have most in common?

Lady Raistlin's Answer:
Political views. Even when she's completely wrong I can usually bring her around.
ShlupQuack's Answer:
(SPOILER)Political views. [3 pts.]

Complete the sentence as you would say it.

8. Even though we're close sometimes [s]he can't stand when I _____.

Lady's Raistlin's Answer:
Remind her incessantly she was married on my birthday.
ShlupQuack's Answer:
(SPOILER)opens his mouth

9. ShlupQuack thinks I most resemble _____.
(May include a picture)

Lady Raistlin's Answer:
Haha, um, wow. It would have to be something insulting. Yet something I would also recognize... I'll guess Tasselhoff Burrfoot from DragonLance.
ShlupQuack's Answer:
(SPOILER)ugh, any guy if you search "ugly bastard" on Google. [Okay, 4 pts. The insulting part of Lady Raist's answer saved it from being far too different.]