1. Which sub sandwich size best fits the size of your package?

leader of mortals' Answer:
Mine is A. No joke, it's pretty average.
demondude55's Answer:
(SPOILER)C. Foot long]

2. Out of the choices, what is your best asset?

leader of mortals' Answer:
My eyes are an evil dark brown, and I don't exactly like flashing my ding-a-ling to everyone, so I'll say my smile. I used to have braces, so my smile is purty now. B
demondude55's Answer:
(SPOILER)C. His ding ding dong

3. If DD could do one thing with you everyday, what would it be?

leader of mortals' Answer:
Write for me? I don't know, it's what I'll guess he'd guess
demondude55's Answer:
(SPOILER)Have sex. [...I'm starting to see a trend here.]

4. Oh no, DD's house caught on fire! He only has time to save one thing. What would he choose to save?

leader of mortals' Answer:
I would say his computer.
demondude55's Answer:
(SPOILER)Caged hooker. [He said his family before, but I couldn't accept it because it wasn't a thing...I dunno...

5. ... how many people have you said the big L-word to?

leader of mortals' Answer:
In a romantic way, however, I haven't told anyone I love them, so Zero!
demondude55's Answer:
(SPOILER)None. I am the only one for him. 1 pt!

6. You're The Monster and your boo boo is Dr. Frankenstein. He can repair anything on you such as your brain, or your face. What would he repair?

leader of mortals' Answer:
He would make me skinnier?
demondude55's Answer:
(SPOILER)His 'special place.' Fella' needs some love too! [Why am I not surprised by this answer?]

7. What do you think the two of you have most in common?

leader of mortals' Answer:
Wow, I'm drawing a blank... I guess the best thing would be our boring love of Final Fantasy
demondude55's Answer:
(SPOILER)We are of the male species.

Complete the sentence as you would say it.

8. Even though we're close sometimes [s]he can't stand when I _____.

leader of mortals' Answer:
Make fun of his poem
demondude55's Answer:
(SPOILER)farts on my face.

9. DD thinks I most resemble _____.
(May include a picture)

leader of mortals' Answer:
I will say he might imagine me as a fatter Johnny Knoxville
demondude55's Answer:
(SPOILER)David Hasselhoff