EoFF Plays Pokémon: First Generation!

[Tavrobel]

The final entry into a saga of love, despair, anger, bitter resentment, and maybe, just maybe a really hot twenty-two year old in glasses with a skirt that's up to just right about... here.

Holla' at yo' boy.



The gates of Sescheron have stood for eons beyond remembrance. And you shall not reach them now. You'll have to wait a few seconds while I take my manly sized dick out of that fine Lorelei. There's a reason why there's a Cloyster on her team.



I'M SPECIAL



Another N'Sync member hits the ground.



I swear this image wasn't prophetic. Please discount all similarities to any previous picture in which I challenged the validity of my rival. Seriously. I didn't expect this to happen. But I'm a real liar, too. I just wish I hadn't paralyzed him first; a single 100000 Volts was all it took, even with the level differential.



Challenges Completed thus far:

Basic:
Complete the game
Obtain a Porygon from the Game Corner

Special:
Find and capture Missingno.
Successfully perform the Mew glitch, and capture it

Un, deux, trois.