have u ever been hit in the bollock by ur belt?

[NorthernChaosGod]

OK, I've actually sat on my sack before. It was a hot summer day and they were hanging low.

[Mirage]

No, but I've been hit in the balls by the toilet seat lid/cover/(whatever you english speaking people call it) as it fell down after I took a crap.

[demondude]

, this thread ruined my turkey sandwich.

OK, I've actually sat on my sack before. It was a hot summer day and they were hanging low.

I do not want to know about your sagging bollocks dude!

[Mo-Nercy]

, this thread ruined my turkey sandwich

That's a funny collective name for them.

[demondude]

[Cuchulainn]

I avoid this problem in two manners

1) I generally do not wear belts
2) I do not have testes.

However, I do feel for you, Cuch.

How did I miss this? You made me smile. Ah I'm comforted by the simplest of things. We'd make an awsome couple.

[G13]

OK, I've actually sat on my sack before. It was a hot summer day and they were hanging low.

I've been hit by my belt buckle but not on an everyday basis. Maybe twice in my life. Everything else though has a charted course to the stones. Pets jumping up on my lap, things tossed to me, my girlfriend's limbs while wrestling. Even just a small child running past will throw a tiny fist into my junk. I think maybe my balls were horrible people in a past life.

[Shiny]

Being smart isn't really hard work so I'll pass

No..you're being an arrogant dick. that seems worryingly easy to you too.

Simmer down naw, you two. This is about the most important thing you guys will ever need to know -- how to avoid getting hit in the balls.

Rule Number One
Don't wear oversized belts.

Rule Number Two
Don't be a man.

Problem solved.

That's why boys should be able to retract their balls inside of them at will, like me.

Where is the do not like button when I need it?!

[Moon Rabbits]

That's why boys should be able to retract their balls inside of them at will, like me.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Rye for creepiest poster ever?

[Cuchulainn]

Rule Number One
Don't wear oversized belts.

Rule Number Two
Don't be a man.

Problem solved.

interesting....I think I'll try the second one first.

[Unbreakable Will]

That's why boys should be able to retract their balls inside of them at will, like me.

The idea of this is utterly horrifying.

Occasionally I will accidentally sit on those suckers, which is quite an experience. Also, sometimes when I’m trying to give people some room at work, I forget I have balls and end up crunching them into the corner of a table (this happens often so I’m pretty sure I’ve killed my lineage).

I had a Construction Core class in HS that had these tall stool/chair things to sit on, it never failed that whenever I sat down to quickly I'd sit on my junk.

OK, I've actually sat on my sack before. It was a hot summer day and they were hanging low.

I've been hit by my belt buckle but not on an everyday basis. Maybe twice in my life. Everything else though has a charted course to the stones. Pets jumping up on my lap, things tossed to me, my girlfriend's limbs while wrestling. Even just a small child running past will throw a tiny fist into my junk. I think maybe my balls were horrible people in a past life.

I feel your pain sir.


Anyone ever gotten your junk caught in the zipper? it's happened to me twice, once when I was a kid and the again when I was 18. ;~; That hurts yo.

[Rodarian]

I avoid this problem in two manners

1) I am smarter than you

Ditto

[Moon Rabbits]

Rule Number One
Don't wear oversized belts.

Rule Number Two
Don't be a man.

Problem solved.

interesting....I think I'll try the second one first.

You'll be a better person for it

[doeboyfresh14]

That's why boys should be able to retract their balls inside of them at will, like me.

The idea of this is utterly horrifying.

Occasionally I will accidentally sit on those suckers, which is quite an experience. Also, sometimes when I’m trying to give people some room at work, I forget I have balls and end up crunching them into the corner of a table (this happens often so I’m pretty sure I’ve killed my lineage).

I had a Construction Core class in HS that had these tall stool/chair things to sit on, it never failed that whenever I sat down to quickly I'd sit on my junk.

OK, I've actually sat on my sack before. It was a hot summer day and they were hanging low.

I've been hit by my belt buckle but not on an everyday basis. Maybe twice in my life. Everything else though has a charted course to the stones. Pets jumping up on my lap, things tossed to me, my girlfriend's limbs while wrestling. Even just a small child running past will throw a tiny fist into my junk. I think maybe my balls were horrible people in a past life.

I feel your pain sir.


Anyone ever gotten your junk caught in the zipper? it's happened to me twice, once when I was a kid and the again when I was 18. ;~; That hurts yo.

obscure reference: There's something about Mary. "how'd you get the beans above the frank?"