have u ever been hit in the bollock by ur belt?

[Unbreakable Will]

That's why boys should be able to retract their balls inside of them at will, like me.

The idea of this is utterly horrifying.

Occasionally I will accidentally sit on those suckers, which is quite an experience. Also, sometimes when I’m trying to give people some room at work, I forget I have balls and end up crunching them into the corner of a table (this happens often so I’m pretty sure I’ve killed my lineage).

I had a Construction Core class in HS that had these tall stool/chair things to sit on, it never failed that whenever I sat down to quickly I'd sit on my junk.

OK, I've actually sat on my sack before. It was a hot summer day and they were hanging low.

I've been hit by my belt buckle but not on an everyday basis. Maybe twice in my life. Everything else though has a charted course to the stones. Pets jumping up on my lap, things tossed to me, my girlfriend's limbs while wrestling. Even just a small child running past will throw a tiny fist into my junk. I think maybe my balls were horrible people in a past life.

I feel your pain sir.


Anyone ever gotten your junk caught in the zipper? it's happened to me twice, once when I was a kid and the again when I was 18. ;~; That hurts yo.

obscure reference: There's something about Mary. "how'd you get the beans above the frank?"

Haha, let me rephrase that, anyone ever gotten your crank stuck in your zipper? Not your bollock.