have u ever been hit in the bollock by ur belt?

[Cuchulainn]

This happens to me so often you'd think I'd of triggered on by now but nope. Puttin on jeans while sittin down, u bring them up over ur knees & as gravity is a bitch ur belt buckle falls down while ur still pullin the jerans up & SOMEHOW the time is always just right enough for that big metal bastard to swing down again & strike my unsuspecting bollock full on. The pain is almost as bad as the 'FOR smurf SAKE NOT AGAIN' annoyance.

Anyways, belts, buckles, balls. Anyone else been cursed with these Gravity + Motion x Timing = pain shenannigans? It can't be just me. Mind you my belt is huge...almost as big as me bollox.

[rubah]

I avoid this problem in two manners

1) I generally do not wear belts
2) I do not have testes.

[Shlup]

*hi5 rubah*

[Bunny]

I avoid this problem in two manners

1) I am smarter than you

[Mo-Nercy]

Maybe my belt buckles aren't big and heavy enough, but even when I do this, it doesn't hurt a great deal.

BALLS OF STEEEEL >.<

[Rye]

That's why boys should be able to retract their balls inside of them at will, like me.

[Bunny]

That is horrifying.

[Xaven]

Rye. D:

No, this does not happen to me. I don't put on jeans while sitting, nor do my jeans have belts pre-installed.

[Namelessfengir]

i nail myself at least 3 times a week at work so im building resistance

[demondude]

I avoid this problem in two manners

1) I generally do not wear belts
2) I do not have testes.

Amen sister!

[Raistlin]

I avoid this problem in two manners

1) I am smarter than you

[I Don't Need A Name]

Never done it.
Sitting down on a bike seat on one of them REALLY hurts though.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I avoid this problem in two manners

1) I am smarter than you

This.

That's why boys should be able to retract their balls inside of them at will, like me.

Oh my... what the...

[Cuchulainn]

Maybe my belt buckles aren't big and heavy enough, but even when I do this, it doesn't hurt a great deal.

BALLS OF STEEEEL >.<

I have a particularly large & heavy buckle on my belt to match the particularly large & heavy penis it helps to cage. Tis Diesel & cost a mighty £30.

I avoid this problem in two manners

1) I am smarter than you

well, aren't we little lord fontletwat, I suppose you've never got your left foot caught in the right leg of ur pyjama bottoms while walking up the stairs with tea & toast & land face first in the toast either have you?....Meh at least I have good looks & big tackle. fu smart ppl. I get accident prone sex, and lots of it

[NorthernChaosGod]

Nigga, I get more ass than a toilet seat.

And my buckle > your buckle.