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    Moogle before u came my love was broke then it fixed

    Sorry if this offends anyone. I think it's hilarious.

    Today on my friend's bus, a folded piece of notebook paper fell from a black kid's pocket onto the ground. My friend picked it up and unfolded it, finding then that it was a love poem to the kid's girlfriend. It was horrible. I know that the content of the poem was serious because my friend read it aloud to the rest of the bus and the kid who wrote it was very, very embarrassed. I don't condone the reading. I just think the content of the poem is funny as hell.

    The entire thing was written in lower-case half-English. I can't remember all of it, but there were a few key parts that stuck out:

    "before u came my love was broke
    then it fixed"

    "u got a nice head
    cuz its all curly"

    And my favourite:

    "if a smurf nigga wit u
    a smurf nigga get gon kill"

    I really wish I could remember more. Discuss this poem and other examples of horrible poetry.

    Kgo

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    AHHAAAAAHAHAAAHAHAH xDD


    Super bonus points for anyone who reads their bad poetry finds aloud!

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    Ha, that's hilarious! Poor kid. At least it was thoughtful?
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    Yeah, bad poetry sucks!


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    What. The. smurf.

    Those quotes make brain hurt my.

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    Quote Originally Posted by demondude55 View Post
    Yeah, bad poetry sucks!


    I'll be nice today

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    The "u got a nice head, cuz its all curly" line is the most romantic thing I've ever heard.

    Poor illiterate kid, that's so embarrassing that your friend read it out loud. I hope it doesn't discourage him from trying to be romantic in the future.

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    .... I have no words to describe my amusement...


    Do you suppose that this phrase 'first friendship then sex' ever came up in the poem as well..


    Don't ask me why cause I'll have to explain then and I really don't want to.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rodarian View Post
    .... I have no words to describe my amusement...


    Do you suppose that this phrase 'first friendship then sex' ever came up in the poem as well..


    Don't ask me why cause I'll have to explain then and I really don't want to.
    Explain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by qwertysaur View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by demondude55 View Post
    Yeah, bad poetry sucks!


    I'll be nice today
    I won't
    I made one myself for a change! Although you can probably tell that..

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    Bad poetry: Oh noetry


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    Quote Originally Posted by Shoeberto View Post
    Bad poetry: Oh noetry
    xD


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    Now that I think about it, I'm not sure if it was "u got a nice head" or "u got a pretty head," but I seem to think nice.

    God, I wish I could remember more of it.
    ;_;

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    Go look at anything I ever posted in the Writer's Corner ;}

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    That guy has the most amazing haiku in him, just waiting to burst out.

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