Originally Posted by
Sugpo4
^ Not really. Pretty much everything in our country is designed to kill you. The natives will spear you, the 'roos will kick you in the face, most of the spiders weigh over a pound and EVERYTHING is poisonous.
Don't come here. You will probably die.
Don't forget the sharks at our irresistible beaches.
And drop bears. Those things will smurfing maim you and then kill you. I am not joking these things are dangerous. And Yowies, I can't tell whether they're supposed to be dangerous or just a collection of perverted old men. That statue in <del>boganville</del> Kilcoy makes me lean towards the latter.
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