I'd rather park way out than cruise the lot for five minutes trying to find the one convenient open spot xD

My mom has a handicapped plate, which I have abused a few times, but it feels weird. Before she got it though, she got a ticket for parking in a handicapped spot at a ball game, so she got a temporary tag, and then the license plate. I had a feeling that anecdote was going to be more interesting, but either it was only interesting to me because it was my mom, or I have forgotten the punchline. Damnit.