Sorry if this offends anyone. I think it's hilarious.

Today on my friend's bus, a folded piece of notebook paper fell from a black kid's pocket onto the ground. My friend picked it up and unfolded it, finding then that it was a love poem to the kid's girlfriend. It was horrible. I know that the content of the poem was serious because my friend read it aloud to the rest of the bus and the kid who wrote it was very, very embarrassed. I don't condone the reading. I just think the content of the poem is funny as hell.

The entire thing was written in lower-case half-English. I can't remember all of it, but there were a few key parts that stuck out:

"before u came my love was broke
then it fixed"

"u got a nice head
cuz its all curly"

And my favourite:

"if a smurf nigga wit u
a smurf nigga get gon kill"

I really wish I could remember more. Discuss this poem and other examples of horrible poetry.

Kgo