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    You could always just kick him in the balls again. I'm pretty sure he'd be slow to his feet that time.

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    I got hit accidentally while playing soccer once in high school; that was the worst time, as I had to sit out for a few minutes. Otherwise it's never happened to me before.

    It seems like for a lot of guys it happens to them by being retarded and having retarded friends who think of it as some sort of game.

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    Kicking me in the crotch will only serve to give you a fractured leg.

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    Balls of steel?

    Or are you assuming that whoever kicks you will have a pre-existing bone density complication?

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    Maybe he has a big brother who will fracture their legs in response while he's collapsed on the ground.

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    I was referring to the ironlike solidity of my nether regions thankyouverymuch

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    Titter.

    X-Rated Twitter?
    It means to giggle.
    Yes, I know.

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    I have never been hit there or poked in the boob. what's wrong with you people. I saw a lad get absolutely ko-ed though, he was hit so hard in the crotch a nurse had to come and wheel him away!

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    Me and my buddys use to play 'squirrel tag'. Twas a game that happened any time, any where outside of public locations. The goal was to unexpectedly hit the other mans crotch.

    My favorite point was doing it to my buddy while on the phone with the girl he had a crush on. As he writhed in pain on my floor, I took the phone and talked to her until he recovered. XD

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    Quote Originally Posted by NeoCracker View Post
    My favorite point was doing it to my buddy while on the phone with the girl he had a crush on. As he writhed in pain on my floor, I took the phone and talked to her until he recovered. XD
    That's just mean.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zeldy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by NeoCracker View Post
    My favorite point was doing it to my buddy while on the phone with the girl he had a crush on. As he writhed in pain on my floor, I took the phone and talked to her until he recovered. XD
    That's just mean.
    I know, isn't it great?

    Besides, he would have done it to me to. ;P

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    Quote Originally Posted by NeoCracker View Post
    Besides, he would have done it to me to. ;P
    I think your friend needs to invest in a better friend.

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    I probably would've played baseball forever with the boys instead of changing to softball, if they hadn't all started about cups around third grade, and teasing me for not wearing one. wtf third graders >:[

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raistlin View Post
    It seems like for a lot of guys it happens to them by being retarded and having retarded friends who think of it as some sort of game.
    Quote Originally Posted by NeoCracker View Post
    Me and my buddys use to play 'squirrel tag'. Twas a game that happened any time, any where outside of public locations. The goal was to unexpectedly hit the other mans crotch.
    Case in point.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rantzien View Post
    I was referring to the ironlike solidity of my nether regions thankyouverymuch
    And here I thought you were referring to something like this.

    Quote Originally Posted by NeoCracker View Post
    Besides, he would have done it to me to. ;P
    You have a very loose definition of the word friend.

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