You could always just kick him in the balls again. I'm pretty sure he'd be slow to his feet that time.
You could always just kick him in the balls again. I'm pretty sure he'd be slow to his feet that time.
I got hit accidentally while playing soccer once in high school; that was the worst time, as I had to sit out for a few minutes. Otherwise it's never happened to me before.
It seems like for a lot of guys it happens to them by being retarded and having retarded friends who think of it as some sort of game.
Kicking me in the crotch will only serve to give you a fractured leg.![]()
Balls of steel?
Or are you assuming that whoever kicks you will have a pre-existing bone density complication?
Maybe he has a big brother who will fracture their legs in response while he's collapsed on the ground.
I was referring to the ironlike solidity of my nether regions thankyouverymuch![]()
I have never been hit there or poked in the boob. what's wrong with you people. I saw a lad get absolutely ko-ed though, he was hit so hard in the crotch a nurse had to come and wheel him away!
Me and my buddys use to play 'squirrel tag'. Twas a game that happened any time, any where outside of public locations. The goal was to unexpectedly hit the other mans crotch.
My favorite point was doing it to my buddy while on the phone with the girl he had a crush on. As he writhed in pain on my floor, I took the phone and talked to her until he recovered. XD
And here I thought you were referring to something like this.
You have a very loose definition of the word friend.