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    ZOMG! Do you know how to open a banana?

    Well do you?


    ..oh yeah and there's some swearing in the video. So BEWARE!

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    You don't open it! You Peel it!!


    I peel the banana which ever way I want!! And I'm not an american! Freak!!


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    Well, whaddya you know.. I'll give a go next time.

    Do Americans really say 'open a banana'? I noticed a lot of other videos in the Related Videos column used the same phrase. Heck, you peel a banana don't you?

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    I like smooshing the top, it makes the first bite nice and soft
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    I love the way Americans say the word "banana". Whenever I hear one say it I have to repeat it in their accent multiple times.

    Also, no, smurf that guy. What you do is instead of breaking the stalk backwards, you karate chop the mothersmurfer forwards. Seriously. Try it.

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    Well, yes.. you peel a banana. But this video is about how you open one, i.e. make a hole in the banana, so that you can then peel it.. I guess? idk xD

    Same same but different

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    I just eat it with the peel still on.

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    Pft, just use your nails to make a cut at the bottom of the banana, then joink it open. You don't squish bananastuff that way.
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    Man, see the bite he takes at the end? He must really like bananas...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic View Post
    I love the way Americans say the word "banana". Whenever I hear one say it I have to repeat it in their accent multiple times.
    That's cute. xD

    I do open it the way this guy does. *shrug*

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    Welcome to last year. This guy does it better, anyway.

    I have no idea why people suddenly became interested in opening bananas recently. I don't even like them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mo-Nercy View Post
    Well, whaddya you know.. I'll give a go next time.

    Do Americans really say 'open a banana'? I noticed a lot of other videos in the Related Videos column used the same phrase. Heck, you peel a banana don't you?

    edit: what a fitting thread for my avatar/signature theme.
    No, I say "peel a banana".
    And is it really that funny when Americans say banana?
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    I smoosh it with my club-like glans and scoop it into my mouth with my spoon-like scrotum

    e: oh also i say "open"

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    I don't eat bananas because they are gross.

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    Wow, that guy's so cool.

    Can I be Banana?

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