Let's post our initial experiences without fear of spoilers or being looked down upon by the cool dudes who are already like 50 hours into the game!

Now I am fighting something with a lot of saws. Why does it need eight saws? I assume it doesn't work in a saw mill. I think it has a laser tail, is that....no...it can't be...GUARD SCORPION: THE REVENGE?

Man, Sazh is already a winner!

Ooh, camera controls. Let's see if we can make this baby look up Lightning's skirt.

EDIT: Ha. I just went off the main path and got an Iron Bangle for my troubles. Linear my ass.

Your turn. Go!