Translation party

[blackmage_nuke]

I lol'd. I'm going to say Justified after everything now justified.

fixd

[Aerith's Knight]

"In the Netherlands 81% of the people thinks they have above average intelligence, a practical impossibility."

-> "Netherlands, practical, and 81 percent of average intelligence is not considered."

We're never considered. :'[

[Shoeberto]

"I have been told to complain to the jaw nut trick smoke and meaningless promises."
See if you can guess the original. Hint: Rap lyric.

[Breine]

I felt like being immature, and thus:

"I want to suck cock. RIGHT NOW."
becomes
"I want to suck cock. Justified."

Haha xD


Also...


"I guess having testicles is a requirement"
becomes
"You need to guess my testicles"

"I am a guy with access to a helicopter"
becomes
"I am sure that we have a man in the helicopter to access"

[Mo-Nercy]

I'm terribly excited to be going to the Bulldogs' rugby league game on Saturday.

It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium.

But the best attempt at it was:

Saturday Rugby League I, Bulldog 'was wrong and I are excited to go to him.

[oddler]

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

Kurondaikuba what?