Man-complishments

[Aerith's Knight]

1. Never watched The Notebook. (Who would want to?)
2. Shot something lots of things, with great accuracy, on a 100m distance.
3. Half-court 3 pointers
4. First 12864th alcoholic beverage
5. Never cross-dressed
6. Had sexual relations
7. Never watched Titanic (at least not fully)
8. Never had the thought to make this thread
9. I can grow a beard in three or four days.
10. Did Iceglow's mum. (Inside joke)
11. Drifted through corners with a car (and sometimes a bike).
12. Always have money.
13. Did Iceglow's mum again, pretending to be my evil twin brother.

[Quindiana Jones]

You don't really get womanly dicks, no.

EDIT: First post I've ever seen where even the seconds were the same. xD

[Pheesh]

You're probably more manly than someone who thinks having their first drink is manly.

When you get up to number 20 in one night without falling down, then you can start talking about drinking being manly.

But in all seriousness kids, don't do that.

Depends what you're drinking...

Also, I disagree with all the notebook statements. Because if you watch the Notebook with your girlfriend, then trust me, you're getting laid.

[Quindiana Jones]

12. Always have money.

This is surprising, considering #10.

[Aerith's Knight]

12. Always have money.

This is surprising, considering #10.

I needed a second job, but a man's gotta do, what a man's gotta do.

[Quindiana Jones]

It's completely worth the money understandable.

[Psychotic]

There is absolutely nothing wrong with watching Titanic if you watch the bits of it with Kate Winslet's waps and then everybody dying.

And watching the beauty of their love unfolding before your eyes (SPOILER)(their love of ICY WATER AND DROWNING HA HA HA HA HA!!!)

[Rantz]

I WRESTLED A <span style="font-size:4px">teddy</span> BEAR AND WON

[Shoeberto]

There is absolutely nothing wrong with watching Titanic if you watch the bits of it with Kate Winslet's waps and then everybody dying.

When I was younger, I'd only watch the second tape of the VHS, because that was the part with all the cool special effects and everyone dying. No titties, but it was an age where those confused me more than aroused.

[Slothy]

Depends what you're drinking...

As long as it's got the alcoholic content of a beer or better (with some shots thrown in for good measure) it doesn't really matter what it is by number 20.

[Cuchulainn]

1. Never needed to make a thread online to prove I'm a man.

[bipper]

What are your Man-complishments?

I would post a pic, but ban-hammah.

[Yeargdribble]

I cry at Hallmark commercials.
I like a lot of chick flicks.
I do foreplay and cuddle.
I open the car door for my wife sometimes.
I do most of the cooking and cleaning.

...wait... wrong list.

[Shattered Dreamer]

Lets see, in no particular order:

• I no longer live at home with my parents after the age of 21 or ask them for money EVER! (If your Irish its a big deal!)
• Received "oral pleasure" from a complete stranger (female) in a night club
• Knocked out 4 people whilst fighting
• Had sex with a woman 14 years my senior
• Never thought about making this thread!
• I can bench press more then I weight
• Drank 98% proof alcohol & didn't need medical attention!

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

I cry at Hallmark commercials.
I like a lot of chick flicks.
I do foreplay and cuddle.
I open the car door for my wife sometimes.
I do most of the cooking and cleaning.

...wait... wrong list.

But foreplay is an essential part. I mean, I get when your libido is all "DO IT NOW" but yeah, foreplay usually enhances the experience!

I'm a agreeing in a backwards way. :s