Unfair question.

[Citizen Bleys]

Blame this on Wesley whining that I don't post enough.

◀Help me out!▶

You know how in Jeopardy you get the answer, and then you have to guess the question? This is something like that. I'm asking a question. I'm asking it right now. The trick is, you have to answer without knowing what the question is. The fate of humanity may very well depend on it*.

I'll tell 2 people the answer so that I can't be accused of changing the title after the tune's been played. Their names are "myself" and "I." Interesting people.

*it doesn't.

[Jiro]

Eye know what's going on.

[Flying Mullet]

My answer is the correct answer to your question. I'll tell 2 people so I can't be accused of changing my answer after the question is revealed.

[Citizen Bleys]

Eye know what's going on.

It wood seem ewe dew.

[Loony BoB]

Eye conquer.

[Citizen Bleys]

Eye caramba.

Eye did tell someone thee question, four thee record.

This thread is now about puns.

My own tale is about a planet far away, where a 3 mile tall, granite-like lifeform was discovered. It was clearly alive -- it breathed, had a pulse, and generated body heat -- but it never moved. It has legs, but never rises to walk on them. It has a mouth, but never eats or speaks. It has what appears to be a perfectly functional brain.

This puzzles the hell out of scientists, who do everything they can think of to make it display a sign of life, but it was all in vain until the day that a xenobiologist cried out in frustration, "How could evolution give legs, a mouth, and a brain to a creature that doesn't use them?"

It happens he's the first person to ask a direct question in the thing's presence. It rose to its full height, scattering the clouds, thinks for a second, and booms "IT COULDN'T"

"Great scott!" exclaimed the xenobiologist, "It only stands to reason!"

[Mirage]

Every day is a fine day to try some cocaine.

[Rebellious Eagle]

Eye m confewesed...

[Peegee]

Too easy. Like me!

[rubah]

i wanna horsie

[Pheesh]

Eye caramba.

Eye did tell someone thee question, four thee record.

This thread is now about puns.

My own tale is about a planet far away, where a 3 mile tall, granite-like lifeform was discovered. It was clearly alive -- it breathed, had a pulse, and generated body heat -- but it never moved. It has legs, but never rises to walk on them. It has a mouth, but never eats or speaks. It has what appears to be a perfectly functional brain.

This puzzles the hell out of scientists, who do everything they can think of to make it display a sign of life, but it was all in vain until the day that a xenobiologist cried out in frustration, "How could evolution give legs, a mouth, and a brain to a creature that doesn't use them?"

It happens he's the first person to ask a direct question in the thing's presence. It rose to its full height, scattering the clouds, thinks for a second, and booms "IT COULDN'T"

"Great scott!" exclaimed the xenobiologist, "It only stands to reason!"

Oh dear lord...no. Cover your eyes children!

[qwertysaur]

yes

[Rantz]

The answer is strictly confidential.

[oddler]

It's smurfing soda for the last damn time.

[qwertysaur]