Blame this on Wesley whining that I don't post enough.

◀Help me out!▶

You know how in Jeopardy you get the answer, and then you have to guess the question? This is something like that. I'm asking a question. I'm asking it right now. The trick is, you have to answer without knowing what the question is. The fate of humanity may very well depend on it*.

I'll tell 2 people the answer so that I can't be accused of changing the title after the tune's been played. Their names are "myself" and "I." Interesting people.

*it doesn't.