Do you want a frocobo?

[Ontibile]

So, I've decided to find out how many other fans there are of Sazh's frocobo. I want one. My sister wants one (actually my sister would settle for any chocobo, large or small). Even my mother, who is not a FF fan, wants one.

Is he really as cool as my family thinks he is? Do you want one?

[Rad Bromance]

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!

[Dignified Pauper]

Indubitably yes.

[Flying Mullet]

I don't want bird poop in my hair.

[docta fizz]

I don't want bird poop in my hair.

seconded

[Rad Bromance]

I don't want bird poop in my hair.

Wait, do we have to keep it in our hair? I don't have a fro so I wouldn't be able to. Can I still have one?

[crazybayman]

Yes.



Though until it grows, I'll have to keep it in an over-sized chicken coop, or "chocobo coop", where it will grow. Some years down the road, I'll have to decide if its a "grower", or a "lay-er". Lay-er, as in egg-layer. Could you imagine the size of the eggs! Yes, chocobo-egg omelettes everyday for breakfast. Or poached chocobo eggs, etc.

Or a "grower" for the purpose of the image above.

Could you imagine how big it'll grow to be!?!? I wonder does it taste like chicken? Imagine the Christmas or Thanksgiving dinner you could have! No turkey could compare.

Alternatively, I imagine shake 'n' bake chocobo would be pretty spectacular.

[Aruu]

Nooo! Frocobos are not for eating!

My hair gets fluffy enough to house a nest of frocobos~

And for the Sims 3 fans out there..

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[Chloe.]

Of course I do, he's so cute!

[Jings]

I'm not sure how I'd feel if I had a bird quite literally roosting in my hair.

[Raistlin]

Absolutely not, but a baby chocobo by itself would be awesome.

[Shlup]

Do I have to grow a fro?

[Vermachtnis]

I already have a fro. Just need the bird now.

[Imperfectionist]

Yeee but I need to get a fro first to house my fluffy friend

[Momiji]

My Xbox Live avatar has a frocobo. It doesn't sit in my hair, though. Lame.