The Staff Forum is where we go to not only discuss the goings on in the forums, but where we go to be away from you "normies." If you want to access it, if you want to become one of those charged with the task of keeping buttholes like Moon Rabbits and Bunny (coincidence? damn rodents) from chasing away the cute fluffy members, then... we must like each other.
Your first task is to create a poem, short story, drawing, or video in praise of a current staff member. Post it in either the Artist's Forum or Writer's Corner, as appropriate.
You have 24 hours to complete this task. Anyone who hasn't completed this task by the time I wake up from my hangover tomorrow will be eliminated.
At the end of the 24 hours the staff will vote in private, and the three we like the least will be eliminated.
Go.