Would You Like a Receipt?

[Bastian]

One time I bought a donut and the cashier asked if I would like a receipt. I looked at her in confusion and said "It's just a donut, we don't need to bring ink and paper into this."

That's awesome! I might steal that line . . .

Then a friend of mine didn't believe that I bought a donut.

Haha! The irony!

If they've already printed out the receipt, then I take the receipt so I can recycle it (because I don't trust that people won't just throw it in a trash bin even if they say they're going to recycle it). But I prefer that they don't even bother printing one out, in which case I say no.