Why is Keepa fat?

[Jiro]

The topic writer obviously hasn't seen anyone from those islands (samoa) that imo resemble the islands where keepa came from.

ANGRYWOLF isn't around any more iirc, but he obviously didn't pick up the sarcasm in my post. I find it quite amusing that he thinks I haven't seen any Samoans before I know quite a few large islanders, not just from Samoa

[DMKA]

He has a glandular difficiency.

[SaveOurSeeker]

Keepa is bloody awful though, he gets dropped pretty sharpish after the tournament. You wanna see how fat he gets then

[FF_Fanatic57]

You know what's terrible?

He ends up being a CRAPPY goalie, but if you keep him on your team for a very long time, he ends up with 99 shot

[Shiny]

He shouldn't be fat. He is a Blitzballer and he lives on a tropical island where there surely cannot be any bad foods. How can Keepa be fat?

Since when do tropical islands not have bad foods? Whatever Lulu was cooking took the whole damn day. Had to be a dead body.

Keepa obviously likes to retain his water unlike Tidus, Wakka, and those other guys who piss in the water.

Also I noticed Datto and Keepa are both absent from this shot



Perhaps the Besaid Aurochs are quite mean towards their fat and pale teammates?

Although they love dem gingers amirite?

Clearly, but then they shouldn't have the ginger there or the Mexican tattoo artist. If you're going to be discriminating, mine as well do it all the way, Aurochs.

[Dr.M]

2. Someone cast Fatga on him and you can't Esuna it.

fatga. haha. now there's a spell i'd like to see

[dambaz]

i agree keepa is bloody crap in the luca blitzball tournament i remember one of the luca goers shooting from just behind the halfway line!!!! and scoreing!!!!

[Old Manus]

hory shet!