I often finding myself baking chocolate cakes covered with chocolate frosting. Then I separate all of the cream from a bag of oreos, cover the outside of the cake with the crushed cookies, then put eight discs made from flattened balls of oreo cream on top of the cake, and then top each one of those with a strawberry (or large, spherical pieces of red candy if I can find anything other than jawbreakers). Everyone always says my cakes are delicious and moist

*Wishes he had taken a picture of the cake with a single white candle in the center*