Back in 7th grade I sold porn out of my locker. Had a good business going 'til I got caught (who'd have thunk it, eh?). I didn't want to rat out my friend who gave it to me so I told my mom the stupidest thing to creep into my mind, which was that as I was leaving our local 7-11 a bum forced the nudie mags on me. The story changed several times before the end of my punishment.