There was a ladybug on the curtain above my pillow the other night. I went to squish it and my girlfriend yelled at me. We had an argument about how ladybugs are poisonous; she didn't believe that they are (they are). After the argument, I told her she can deal with it and she put it on a piece of paper. Then I stole the paper and launched the ladybug like a rocket into the wall.

I kill bugs dead; I'm an Orkin man.