Return of the King. I loved the series in both book and film, but that game was more linear than FFXIII and far more boring. I've never been as disappointed with a game, except maybe C&C4, boy, was that a bummer.
Bayonetta surpassed my expectations and I was hyping that game into the stratosphere since it got announced. How on earth could you have been disappointed?
From now until the day I die, Final Fantasy 12 squarely holds this position. Coming in a very close second is Deus Ex 2. I can't think of any other game that has outright disappointed me in such a verbose manner to the point where I was gnawing at the walls with anger.
There is no signature here. Move along.
Twilight Princess.
- Terrible story, terrible dialog.
- Same three music tracks repeated throughout the game.
- Sub-par visuals on an HD display (I played the 360 version).
- Way too easy thanks to the fact that you can slow mo everything at will, rendering enemies defenseless and removing all challenge from the game.
It was fun but next to other action games that it's extremely similar to, such as God of War and Devil May Cry, it's a joke.
I was terribly excited about it too. Ah well.
Definitely Arc the Lad: End of Darkness. I thought Twilight of the Spirits was bitchin', but this was just atrocious.
Indeed. I would say X-2 but I never expected that to be good just from knowing the premise of it, and I barely played it anyway.
Also, I dunno is anyone's played Super Mario Bros: Bowser's Inside Story for the DS but it's a pile of poo. Like instead of just jumping on a goombas head, you have to actually battle it like FF style. And if I remember correctly, there's like a levelling up system for Mario and Luigi too. It was just crap.
Probably Wet. I expected a game that, while not fantastic, would have the style and right amount of absurd fun to be worth a play through (based on the demo). What I got was a game that got dull quickly, had a myriad of game design problems, and felt far too rushed. At least the Rockabilly soundtrack was good.
Boy am I an unfunny ass.
Meh, guess I just didn't see them initially or something, or they become much more pronounced later on. I'm a pretty easy guy to please when it comes to action games and can overlook a decent amount of annoying crap for a good time, but Wet only gave me about an hour and a half of fun. Hooray for rentals.
Boy am I an unfunny ass.