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    Default DNA Pick-up lines!

    Today, my honors biology teacher said she would give us extra-credit if we came up with really creative DNA-related pick-up lines. The only one my friends and I came up with was, "Hey, I wish you were DNA so I could unzip your genes!" But it's a terrible one.
    Do you guys have any good science-related pick-up lines to share? So that I may ste--err...borrow them for credit?
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    "My eyes stick to you like histones on DNA."

    "I don't have 'junk' DNA, it's all one big love poem to you."

    "The inhibition markers on my DNA must be blocked, because I can't seem to stop myself from hitting on you."

    "You and I click together like Adenine and Thymine.

    "I might be mistaken in coming up to you, but that's the same chance my DNA has to mutate."

    "You are the glue that links my Okazaki strands together."

    "Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate."

    After a course Molecular Cell Biology, I can keep this going all day.
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    I am going to make like DNA helicase and unzip your genes.

    When I see you ,baby, my genes hit the floor.

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    "Can you imagine what our DNA's could do together.."


    "Baby what till you see my genes encode onto yours..."


    "We're so intertwined with each other that we can be a Helix...."


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    "Lets go for a spin you and I"

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    You've got some of me on your face.

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    DNA spelled backwards is AND, like... me AND you.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Momiji View Post
    DNA spelled backwards is AND, like... me AND you.

    cute!

    Unfortunately, I can't really come up with any. DNA lessons were so long ago! :freak:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Momiji View Post
    DNA spelled backwards is AND, like... me AND you.

    Inspiration!

    "Can I put my D iN your A?"

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    "baby, I'm XY and you're XX, let's go back to my place and have some... pie."
    (that's from eighth grade xD)

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    IMAO too funny you guys!!


    "Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together"


    HOTROD
    "Lets go for a spin you and I"

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    Quote Originally Posted by bipper View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Momiji View Post
    DNA spelled backwards is AND, like... me AND you.

    Inspiration!

    "Can I put my D iN your A?"
    I'm astounded at how well that turned out. I did not see that coming.

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