Oh, I suddenly remember one of the stupidest and most awesome PE ever.
It was a form of dodgeball. You have 2 GIANT mats, I mean like those things they use in height jumping at the olympics. Both teams had one, and you had to have people hold it on its side, keep it from falling over, while the rest throws balls at the people of the other team. If the mat falls, you lose.
I was the biggest (6' by age 14) dude in the entire year, so I was always holding the mat. And because the other team needed 4 or 5 kids to hold that thing in place, while I was there by myself, yawning, that was the only time I actually got picked first (except for the aforementioned basketball and hockey. And I'll hurt you for that yet, Paul.), seeing as the one with more throwers in dodgeball usually wins.
I was a very very very bored child. I have literally played EVERY available sport in the entire region, ranging from 6 months to 5 years. This includes such classics as Soccer, baseball, football, basketball, tennis, kayaking, judo, tae kwan do, karate, jujitsu, archery, volleyball, handball, hockey and many many more. I have/had dozens of trophies and ribbons stashed around my room.
I was a jack of all trades, luckely, because everyone knew this, and nobody likes to be picked last.![]()