Fortunately, Unfortunately. This is a game. It's ya know one of those "don't post often games!" But like... storyish.
EXAMPLE:
Fortunately, Bunny liked easter a lot.
Then the next poster posts an unfortunately statement in relation to the previous one.
Unfortunately so did all the other bunnies of the world.
then you go back to fortunately and it continues
Fortunately he was the one doing the rapage.
Have a wiki link if you need more explanation.
So here is the start:
Fortunately BoB likes his wood.