OOOOOOOOOW ;_;

[Bunny]

Last night I tripped and fell on my ex boyfriend, then later he tripped and fell on me.

I didn't get hurt very bad, but I hit my head on his chin. Haha.

I had that happen with my ex-girlfriend a couple years ago. She got pregnant.

I walked into the wing of a jet once.

I am not kidding.

[Laddy]

My corgi bit me when I tried to pull her away from eating a half-consumed drumstick a couple of minutes ago. D:

[NorthernChaosGod]

I walked into the wing of a jet once.

I am not kidding.

There a story to this?

[Jiro]

I tore* my hamstring but kept running anyway. And hurdling. Yes I am in a lot of pain even now .

*The several different medical dudes I have seen are still not entirely sure what has happened but one thing is for sure, my leg is goddamn sore