Halo Reach: Where's me washboard? Have you seen it?

[Aerith's Knight]

It's a bit like what happens when I see your mom Dennis, she shoots at me and I spray all over her.

Don't talk about your grandmother like that.

You did the same joke on Live.

Yeah, and we've never heard Steve's mom jokes before.

[Psychotic]

Huxley as my smurfing witness, I just did the armour lock rocket deflection. He fired one at me and assumed I was dead and ignored me. I charged at him again, locked, and it smacked him in the face

My Reach K/D is 1.67 too, which is pretty smurfing fantastic. Higher than my Halo 3 one!

[Madame Adequate]

I bear witness to the truth of his statement. It was smurfing glorious.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I'm now worried that they're gonna dumb down the awesomeness of armor lock.

I just played a match with a bunch of twelve-year-old kids that were complaining about it to no end.

[Iceglow]

hahaha my ranked k/d ratio is better than my social!

Arena K/D ratio: 1.35

Standard K/D ratio: 0.78

[Aerith's Knight]

My Reach K/D is 1.0 right now.

My Halo 3 one is .92

It's lower because I always play with you guys. Freaking colonels and whutnot.

[JKTrix]

I still don't know why the game doesn't work when I join you guys. Aside from the first day's networking issues, I've been able to get into games just fine with no issues at all.

Your Xboxes are racist :P

[Psychotic]

Hey hey hey, the holy teabag of justice does not discriminate. Unless you're French...

We'll try playing with you again. Hopefully it'll actually work!

hahaha my ranked k/d ratio is better than my social!

Haha so is mine actually, 1.77. We're both terrible terrible men who should be ashamed.

[Momiji]

I still don't know why the game doesn't work when I join you guys. Aside from the first day's networking issues, I've been able to get into games just fine with no issues at all.

Your Xboxes are racist :P

I must be a different race under this pasty 'oh my good golly gosh I haven't had sun in months, gee whiz' whiteness, then, since I had no trouble getting into the couple games I played so far.

Either that, or my Xbox is an equal-opportunity console.

[Madame Adequate]

Christ do I have some varied performances in this game.

Atrocious

Awesome

Superb

I actually like Swordbase a lot, but I suck big scrotey hairballs at it. I loooove Powerhouse though, smurfing glorious map in all respects.

My K/D is 1.09 in both Arena and Standard, lol.

Oh also coming up against a team of four people who stick together and are ALL using armor lock is the worst thing I have ever experienced, I hope they get cancer and then the cancer gets AIDS.

[Aerith's Knight]

I hope they get cancer and then the cancer gets AIDS.

That would cure the cancer, you nutcase. xD

[NorthernChaosGod]

Oh also coming up against a team of four people who stick together and are ALL using armor lock is the worst thing I have ever experienced, I hope they get cancer and then the cancer gets AIDS.

That actually sounds epic, I want to do that.

[Psychotic]

I love that I have done the same amount of games as Steve but I am two ranks higher than him. The new performance based EXP rules.

[Madame Adequate]

I love that I have done the same amount of games as Steve but I am two ranks higher than him. The new performance based EXP rules.

"Only 200 difference, my rating is close I am pretty much as good as you Paul "

[NorthernChaosGod]

I love that I have done the same amount of games as Steve but I am two ranks higher than him. The new performance based EXP rules.

I need to play more and catch up to you, you have a few more played games than I do.