Halo Reach: Where's me washboard? Have you seen it?

[Iceglow]

Austrailia gets really ty terrible net connections 99.999999% of the time, something to do with their underdeveloped communications network. Probably isn't helped by the major flooding over in Brisbane atm. Jiro in other words is a mother smurfing lag hax monster!

[Jiro]

The flooding in Brisbane is all but gone now, it's sweet. My net here is apparently balls awesome, I only had a laggy connection once playing Firefight last night. That was probably more to do with all the rockets though.

Give us a buzz when you guys want a game, my girl's just killing mexicans in Red Dead until we're ready to roll.

[Timekeeper]

I'll be guest on while Jiro is playing, so yeah, all the more fun there!

Also, net isn't terrible everywhere here, just for Jiro

[Jiro]

I have been playing reach for like 10 hours and not one of you guys

I saw steve but he was blopsin so I let 'im be

[DK]

If you were playing Reach like +12 hours when you made that post then you have a significantly larger chance of being on when the majority of people in the thread are playing halo. being on from like 3 AM to 10 AM GMT is never gonna happen, especially on a week day xD if you're lucky you might catch Paul online one morning on a saturday if we decide to play at like 9 am like we have a couple of times but that's about it

also on the subject of reach, they made a grifball playlist for massive hilarity. My weekly challenge of the get 200 multikills over the course of a week went from 14 to finished in about 3 hours, couldn't do better than a killtrocity though (should have taken that on to at least a killtastrophe but fail at life). Highlight of the grifball day for me was probably when we had this game where things just descended into lunacy. For us grifball is never about planting a bomb and more about having fun repeatedly smashing people with gravity hammers, so what we usually do is have one of us holding the bomb and running around and let the other one go mental. Of course, this usually doesn't sit well with failures who want to plant bombs and shiet, so they try and kill us to get the bomb. Bad mistake on their part if they do. It happened in one game and we spent the rest of the first round betraying this guy who tried to kill us for the bomb as he spawned and he eventually quit at the end of the round.

The thing was though while trying to get him we also ended up betraying our team mate a few times and he didnt like it. Come the second round we all spawn and I decided to smack our team mate in the face there and then and I think he just about had enough then and went mental just betraying me and Paul and trying to kill anyone who came near him, and the enemy team decided to join in as well and ignored planting the bomb and just spent the rest of the game beasting the shiet out of everyone. My favourite part though was when I was teabagging at their team as they ran over and this other guy on their team started teabagging at us as well, and he kept running to the middle of the map and bagging at us so I decided to fulfill one of my Halo dreams, jumped on his head and started bagging right there and then. Always wanted to stand on someone from the enemy teams head and bag in the middle of a game. even better when his team mate ran up and tried to kill me and wasted us both fgj. all this time paul was just in a betrayal war with the guy on our team and went -43, and the guy on our team also went -43, and died 101 times. In a single game of Halo. so we performed God's work to say the least

[NorthernChaosGod]

That's nearly as bad as the -47 one of my friends dropped at a LAN party a couple years ago.

He really sucks though.

[Iceglow]

That's nearly as bad as the -47 one of my friends dropped at a LAN party a couple years ago.

He really sucks though.

And thats not even as bad as that time me and Paul put you in the cage for 4 hours straight and left you -780+ :P

[Psychotic]

to be fair, if betrayals counted towards your KD I probably would've gone +20. Literally did not give a smurf about the enemy team.

[NorthernChaosGod]

That's nearly as bad as the -47 one of my friends dropped at a LAN party a couple years ago.

He really sucks though.

And thats not even as bad as that time me and Paul put you in the cage for 4 hours straight and left you -780+ :P

I'm talking about a legitimate match.

[Jiro]

Paul proved once again that 1v1 I am a piece of . But man smurfing grifball It makes me so happy.

It was good fun slayin' with Lynx too. After he stopped betraying me with rockets that it

[Iceglow]

That's nearly as bad as the -47 one of my friends dropped at a LAN party a couple years ago.

He really sucks though.

And thats not even as bad as that time me and Paul put you in the cage for 4 hours straight and left you -780+ :P

I'm talking about a legitimate match.

What are you on about? The cage IS the most legitimate match of all time even MLG faggots play in the cage!

[Madonna]

I love how Jiro and I alternated on who sucked most; some games I walked out with just three kills, and on others something in the teens. Maybe because he had to play with an American, our opponents kept on dropping out on us. One game, I think we spent almost ten minutes scouring Boardwalk to hunt down our ONE opponent who kept on hiding. I eventually amused myself by rocketing Jiro and his friend Thor.

[Jiro]

I only sucked because you stole my kills I was assisting you We almost lost that 3v1 match too.

[Madonna]

Repeated killings of you two might have done it.

I aim to build a tower which rivals Psychotic's.

[Psychotic]

I look forward to it! Mine isn't even a tower really anyway, and I don't know why I named it that in the first place. It stuck though, I guess.