Halo Reach: Where's me washboard? Have you seen it?

[Madonna]

Still a Lt. Colonel and playing as poorly as ever. I expect Forerunner in another five years.

[Jiro]

I forget what rank I am guys. I think that Forerunner dick has a better K/D ratio than me. smurf.

EDIT: HAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS.

Lt. Colonel Grade 1 Jiro, reporting for duty, with a K/D spread of .88. smurfING BEAT HIM YES.

Seriously I need to play Reach some more. I think I might just fail a couple classes at uni so I can Reach out to you guys and touch you platonically.

I feel like the ugly son who has bad internet so can't play with the cool kids

[NorthernChaosGod]

Why don't you ask your mother, she'll tell you how I like to talk to the ladies.

That's exactly wtf I'm talking about, Steve. You limey smurf.

Today is a dark day.

Today... I became a General.

Don't waste your tears on me, on the inside I am already dead.

I smurfing knew it was coming. Stop playing without me.

[Unbreakable Will]

Julian, we were on ALL DAY. Smurfing get your priorities straight. Reach comes first
And I finally smurfing made it to Lt. Colonel.

[NorthernChaosGod]

None of you smurfs said a Goddamned thing.

[Unbreakable Will]

The invitation to play is always open, get on Live and check you lazy wookie. :vader:

[Iceglow]

The invitation to play is always open, get on Live and check you lazy wookie. :vader:

Or just fire up bungie.net or xbox.com and check your online friends list.

Also Julian you really think I'd talk to a woman like that? haahhahaha ask Jiro, he's seen quotes of me with a girl from this week. He can Ace Report on it.

[Unbreakable Will]

Whoa my K/D is a lot better than I thought it was; 0.96
Bungie.net : Reach : Career Stats

[Psychotic]

hint: if you're too smurfing lazy to check xbox.com, we're on now.

[Aerith's Knight]

Coming nuaou

[NorthernChaosGod]

hint: if you're too smurfing lazy to check xbox.com, we're on now.

I appreciate this; I'm not going to just randomly check when you smurfs are on.

[Jiro]

Also Julian you really think I'd talk to a woman like that? haahhahaha ask Jiro, he's seen quotes of me with a girl from this week. He can Ace Report on it.

Yeah he's not smurfing kidding either. He's got some damn smooth moves, and that's coming from me. It's scary, Julian.

[Aerith's Knight]

Is on now.

[Iceglow]

Some good games tonight and some bad ones, the good ones were very good though. The weekly isn't too ty sounding so long as they give it a realistic bunch of daily challenges to go with looking to possibly do the weekly.

[Psychotic]

Some good games tonight and some bad ones, the good ones were very good though.

Don't be so modest Steve. Tell 'em about the Slice and Dice you got. It was poetry in sword-related motion.

As some of you are relatively new to playing with us and don't know what the smurf we're going on about half the time, have a dictionary of EoFF Halo terms and in-jokes:

Nub seat: Passenger seat of a warthog.
Console fag: Anyone who is the guest of an actual player.
Picked up the killtac: If you get a Killtacular, you "picked up the killtac" according to MLG.
Do it now, Steve: When you want to make Steve do something.
Maximum Height: When you jump really high and then assassinate someone on the hammer pit.
Dual Maximum Height: When both you and your victim jump really high and you assassinate them on the hammer pit.
Balcony: An area of Rat's Nest; now defunct.
Hey Steve, have you seen it?: Where's me washboard? How queer.
Jammy bastard: We are better than everybody at Halo, therefore anybody who kills us did it through undeserved luck alone.
Sniping like Dan: A high ratio of headshots to sniper kills.
Sniping like Paul: A low ratio of headshots to sniper kills.
That's a bagging: Is someone French? Have an anime name? Is a ridiculously high rank? Mark your target before the game begins.
The Queep/The Lamb: Iceglow.
Pauwwww: Me.
Vulcan Raven: What you have to call Steve when you play on Asylum.
Da na da dan, da da na na dan, CAN'T FLIP THIS: How you play Rocket Hog Race.
NAAAOW SCAAAOPE: What to yell whenever you get a no scope. Note that the best no scope of all time was when I splattered Steve with a Ghost on Foundry.
I played 2,000 games of Halo 2: Halo 2 is the worst game ever and I swear to god if they remake just one more map from that god awful game...
Bungie: Abysmal.
I hope that's not on the telly: How to respond if somebody says "Whoa!"
Don't skip da FMV's!: What to say if somebody skips one of Halo's beautiful and moving cutscenes.
The Cage: Ask Julian
REVIVE ME: Spoken like a true Locust, what to say if you are dead in an Invasion game and your team mate is selfishly fighting enemies.
Matching logo ponces: Self-explanatory. And they are filth.
How to win in Team Objective: Don't go for the objective. Ever.
Nubby nubs: People who are new to Halo. So new, that they are bad. Adorably bad. Awwww.
Feather Jackals: "skirmishers", whatever those are.
Pro-Pipe: Grenade Launcher.
Prooooo-Piiiiipe (sang): I very much appreciate this weapon and its unyielding glory.
Wage-quit!: Anybody who leaves the game, for no matter what reason, has wage-quit.
Everyone go to the red lift: Standard anti-ponce protocol for Sword Base.
RAAAAAAAAAHKETS or RAWWWKET LAWWWWNCHA: self-explanatory, although one comes from Zachie Chan and one comes from Metal Slug.
Zachie Chan: Ouch!
Hello, sirrrrrrrr!: How to greet Zachie Chan.
The Whale: Emile
I don't want to set the world on fire: It is our anthem. All true patriots must join in.
Pinnacle: Voting for this map makes you subhuman scum.
Negative rep/filing a complaint: The obvious thing to do when somebody uses armor lock a lot.
Double/Triple/Quadruple bag: The more people who join in on a teabag, the more powerful it becomes.
Sshewiousshly?: Something has irritated poor Dennis.
Go back to Argentina: To be said to all Mexicans, the source of all lag.
Nub spot: A pretty decent, often unseen place on the map to wreck people from.
Bret Hart: Sharpshooter
Quinton: Rampage
Iraqi-style: Firing your weapon into the air. Usually used in conjunction with a teabag or riding on the back of a mongoose.
Now what, bitch? or Have some of that: What to say when you bag a foe.
The Betrayal Code: Never boot an EoFFer if they betray you; either forgive them if accidental or get them back if it was deliberate. Always gang up on and destroy anyone outside the group if they betray one of us.
Ghostbusters: Armour lock hax.
Elephant Song: A Dutch tribute to the world's greatest vehicle.
I AVENGED YEEEEW: I slew a foe who bested you; clearly I am your Halo superior.
Noooooooe: No, but said as if you were an Essex-based Geordie.
Shotgun side: The right (facing outwards) side of the top of Reflection.
Dragon side: The left (facing outwards) side of the top of Reflection.
Moistens my glans: "Hello, I am Quin, and this is something I have enjoyed."

Any more for any more?