"Julian, who is that awful grotesque little troll from England who claims to be an acquaintance of yours? Why do you associate with these people? Do you KNOW what he did to me? He charged at me, he tackled me to the floor and pinned me down Julian! He licked and slobbered all over my knees, laughing all the while! I begged and pleaded with him, but he relentlessly assaulted my legs with his grubby little mouth. The only word I got out of him at first was "Titwank". What is that? I don't know! No matter how much I asked, he would not stop, or explain himself. The only other thing he said was that he knew I'd love this because my mother did as well! Your grandma, Julian! You subjected your nana to this! I am truly ashamed. I will never call you a son of mine again."Originally Posted by Iceglow
Why don't you ask your mother, she'll tell you how I like to talk to the ladies.Don't lie, we all know that's exactly how you talk to the ladies.Seriously, you expected me to believe that? 1) I'd seen the guys gamertag on his profile here I knew exactly who it was, I just think it's funny to call him by a girls name...tonight Will might become Jessica or something if I feel like it or maybe Sally, Sally has a nice ring to it. 2) Del I believe has a PS3 so chances of Miriel being on a 360 are slim. 3) If I really believed it was Miriel I wouldn't have greeted his joining the party and Dan saying it "Oh look Steve, say something nice to the lady" with the phrase "Tit wank"
something like that, tbf
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